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More than one kebab at a time? That would be just decadent.
Runescape is supposed to be a land of finely-tuned warrior
poets, not grease encrusted slobs!
Besides, the kebab seller has to prepare them individually, so that you can always be
sure of its freshness. Especially since goblin meat doesn't tend to keep too long. |
Saradomin,
In the wonderful world that you have created, people eat
so much, I would think that they would have exploded or
at least become extremely swelled. They have no way to
'lose' the bulk that they have taken on (besides having
part of them hacked off by a monster). I think that if
your world was to be better, you should have some kind
of digestive system in the people who inhabit RuneScape,
and outhouses or something so that the digestive systems
can fulfill their purposes.
That is all I have to complain about today. If you will
not provide us with outhouses, maybe Zamorak will prove
to be a mightier being, and give us a place to 'go'.
Yhtomit Lrak
Ah yes, Zamorak, god of bowel movements. I'm sure he would
be flattered. But I'm glad you share my concerns about
obesity. This is why there is so much walking in Runescape -
to keep players in the peak of fitness. So I don't think
that out-houses are such a pressing concern, although I have
noticed that the lake by Taverley has started to look a bit
muddy recently.
Saradomin,
I understand the far reaching complications of this
request. I would be willing to pay a great sum, or
complete an arduous task for a one time privilege.
The ability to change ones' name, without starting over.
There are many such as myself, who in their beginning
naivety chose a whimsical or inappropriate name. Having
risen to a respectable level in all skills, I find
myself longing for an equally respectable name. But
alas, perhaps I deserve to pay for the follies of my
youth.
U R A Lamer
You should not feel ashamed Mr. Lamer. Well, maybe just a little bit.
But your name is your identity and your birthright, so wear it with
pride. The important thing
is what your name represents. Are you an untrustworthy scammer,
or a vigorour pursuer of truth? The former will be shunned
by his peers, whilst the latter is embraced. And so the permanence of
names is of great significance. Whatever your
name is, you must make a name for yourself!
To the god of all things,
Ok I really need to know about the kind of a computer we
need for the new graphics. I play Runescape on a
really slow computer, but Runescape runs really well,
I have about 250 mega hertz. Now when these new
graphics come out, will my computer support it? I know
I'm not the only one asking if we need a brand new
computer to play the new Runescape.
Long live the gods.
Trippenflipp
Fear not, my good friend, your facilities will indeed be
sufficient for the upgraded version.
Greetings Saradomin,
As all of us on Runescape know, you and your brother
Zamorak quarrel quite a bit. If there was no evil, then
there would be no reason to be good and thus you get
evil. If everything were evil, it would corrupt itself
thus leaving a space open for good. This makes the
quarreling pretty pointless. So I suggest that there be
a god of neutrality to maintain the balance and not let
either side become too powerful.
The likelihood of neutrality is one of a studious manner pretty much.
You have no ambitions, you do not side with others, you are a loner.
Only when things get out of hand do you take
sides with the minority temporarily. The representative
color would be red (white good, red neutral, black bad,
makes sense). This would prevent, if not stop, the
quarreling between you two. Mind you, I've been getting
terrible migraines lately because of you two.
THL
Behold, such a god exists - my brother Guthix. He doesn't really do
much; that's neutrality for you I suppose. But the druids seem to like
him.
Almighty Saradomin,
I just wanted to thank You for your mercy and the rune 2
handed you told my friend to give me!
Arvid Hellstrom
Hmm... I don't remember telling your friend that actually.
But I wouldn't want to suggest that your friend has been hearing voices. So let's just call it an act of faith.
Oh Saradomin,
What is up with all the new magic stuff???? This is
giving an unfair advantage over the pures. They cannot
pillage the wild and kill off the weak and defenceless (well it's not as easy lets say).
Dasupapowa
And that was the idea. But I think that its more of a case
of redressing the balance, not giving an unfair advantage.
Indeed, some mages are saying that we haven't gone far enough. Perhaps omnipotence does not extend to pleasing everyone.
Hello my mighty god,
I was wondering if you could reply to my question, I need answers...
There is a strange man I see wondering over your world
from time to time he is called null he seems normal
until you look closely his combat level is 1! I
thought that the people of your world start off at a
combat level of 3, so how is this possible. When I
added him to my contacts list even though he was
logged on he appeared offline! And finally why does he
disappear and reappear? Thank you my great god Saradomin.