Guthix Maintains
GUTHIX CONTINUES TO IMPART HIS WISDOM TO HIS LOYAL FOLLOWERS DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND. TOPICS COVERED BY GUTHIX THIS TIME INCLUDE WARHAMMERS, WHAT A GOD THINKS OF 'PURES', AND WHERE TO BUY THE NEW PICKAXES...
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I have much to impart to mine followers, and although I vow to remain
detached from mine world, the prayers of my worshippers hath touched
mine heart, and for this reason, I must speak once more.
I can not be silenced by god nor man, and my truths are evident for all to see
Im sure you've heard of enough of the "dear unholy one" and all the
other techneques used to flatter you so I have decided to spare you. I
have only one request that is shared by many of my fellow followers,
Warhammers. They could be two-handed, have much more power than a
two-handed or "great sword", and would have much less aim than a battle
axe. Before you procede to ignore or delete this letter, please remeber
that with a Warhammer, I would be even more inclined to bash the heck
out of people in the wilderness. That is all.
Your chaotic follower- Obsidian
I have good news for you for I know that The Council are preparing
prototype Warhammers to add to all warriors arsenals of weaponry. I
canst not tell you a specific date that the first units will be ready
for public purchase, but I wouldst suggest that those keen to smite
their enemies with large metallic blunt hammers will especially look
forwards to the upcoming update to my world. | |
My Lord,
Someone has boasted about finding a code to "blow up" Runescape. Could this be true? Or is it just foolish fibs.
Your servant,
Ace Easter
I wouldst suggest that this person is simply a
foolish braggard, for I hath not given such a code to anybody, and
wouldst not use it myself unless the balance of my world was so
disrupted as to require me to finish my experiment prematurely.

Dear Zamorak!
I would like the names of the members in the stupid council that forbids
us to do everything, whos in that stupid council anyway? It would be
cool with some new "Got to kill" names muahahahaha
~Eddeland~
The Council are those who run the day to day affairs of the world of RuneScape.
As
they art the ones who set the taxes for all of the businesses they
prefer to remain anonymous, for there are many merchants who resent
having to give them money on every sale made, and many watchmen who
resent their low wages for the difficult job they must do.
Many
watchmen also suspect that there be some fraudulent deductions made on
their pay, for they pay a large sum as a pension, yet have a very low
life expectancy, especially in large cities.

Zamorak,
I saw the new opinion poll feature on the Runescape website, and I
think it's a great idea. There's one flaw, though. Since you
continuously update the poll and display the results, many people will
be influenced to vote for whatever is the most popular at the time. It's
just like the 2000 Presidential Election in the United States, where
people in California were voting differently because television networks
announced results from the East Coast. If you show the results to
people before they even vote, the poll will be meaningless.
Bigbigbigbig
I see no flaws with the Poll, for it hath brought me from my silence to
spread truth and honesty about the world against the lies of Saradomin
and Zamorak that prevailed before. Democracy is truly a beautiful thing,
for it allows balance of beliefs and opinions.
Guthix is clearly more revered than had hitherto been suspected, a fact
that annoyed the Council who wished to keep matters secret, that I will
freely tell.

Are you a guy or a girl?
I am Guthix. I am neither, and I am both. Thou canst not define a god as thou wouldst define a mortal.

Guthix's brother Zamorak,
Zamorak you ugly beast I have a
question for you. Why were you banned from intefering in runescape? What
hideous deed did you do? and why does people call Guthix a god that
doesnt do anything. He is the god of neutrality and neutrality doesnt
mean you dont do anything it means you dont involve youself with the
wars or deeds of others. It means that you keep yours to yours actually.
by the way no offense to the god but I am actually glad you took the
letters away from SaroDIM .
They were getting boring.
Both Saradomin and Zamorak were compelled by my power to cease their
direct interference on my world of RuneScape as when last they walked my
realm it wast nearly destroyed by their squabbling.
There wast no specific incident that hath caused this, I had simply had
my fill of their wars destroying my beautiful planet and prevented them
from interfering anymore.
They are however both mightily powerful, and I cannot fully prevent their indirect actions upon the world.
As for those who say I do nothing - who makes the rivers flow? Who makes
the trees and plants continue their cycles of death and rebirth? Who
keeps the endless circles of Nature and Balance from breaking and
bringing destruction to the lands? It is Guthix who keeps the land
inhabitable, those who follow me understand these truths.

Dear Zomorak,
Why is it when i see a new item, monster, or charecter i
examine them. Ever since i played runesape i would examine everything...
to the Dragon in the dragon slayer quest to the Tree Spirit in the Lost
City quest. I guess its a habit of mine of examining everything i see.
Can you give me any advice to stop my embarrasing habit?
I thinkst not that thine 'habit' be embarrassing; truly it is the nature
of life to be curious of its surroundings, and seek to discover more of
the mysteries of the lands they walk. I commend thee on thy intellect
to examine the objects which so many others might simply ignore on their
way, for everything has a purpose on the world, no matter how small or
seemingly insignificant.

After consideration, I have concluded that the only practical solution
to the RS II transition is to transfer existing members' characters over
and eliminate freeplay. This is why:
1.) If you wipe, some people may quit - but those that remain will play a
free version to train the free skills up - not many will pay to train
on chickens, if you get my drift. The result would be several months of
no revenue.
2.) If you provide any free version, there will be reduced incentive to become a member - a common trait now amongst f2ps.
3.) Eliminating freeplay will reduce server support costs and 'force'
players to become members, thus reducing costs and increasing revenue.
I thinkst that thou doth judge the free players too harshly; I am an
essence of balance, and the free players help balance my world. I
wouldst not wish any specific harm to befall them, and it has been said
by the Mage Andrew on numerous occasions that their smaller realm will
continue to exist alongside the larger and more expansive paid realm
even after the world hath been reshaped into its newer form.

Dear Zamorak
For the "pure" with no magic with member it is very hard to get to deep
members areas without walking very far. Could you do something for us
pures who are dying from walking too much?
N O K K
Pures are an abomination to me, for they shun the thing that they should seek to find: Balance in all things.
Thou
make thy pleas to the wrong god, for all true followers of Guthix hate
these so called 'pures' for their ignorance of the power that can be
found in balance.
Thou deservest to walk until thy very feet are raw with effort, for
ignoring my teachings and trying to become something that thou shouldst
not. When my plans are unfurled, 'pures' will be the very first to
suffer of all the creatures of this world.

Hmm Zamorak, you always end your letters with 'Strength through Chaos'.
Though chaos is a whole lot more fun, order can actually bring you more
strength... If you look at those ancient romans they had strength
through order and were able to achieve victory, though outnumbered,
against barbarian hordes.
Although theres something so evilishly evil about sending mass amounts
of followers to their deaths, if you really want to take over the world
then you're going to have to get some order sooner or later.
Omnislash42
By the way, in response to "A True Zamorackian would rejoice in nothing
less than the slaughter of his enemies with his bare fists" im pretty
sure if you want to fight with no armor and weapons i could probably
take you... and im pretty small.
Zamorak and Saradomin are both limited beings by their all encompassing
adherence to one philosophy: it prevents them from ever seeing the
truths that lie behind the universe, and they will always fail in their
actions because of this. As you rightly surmise, if either of them were
flexible enough to take a part of the others beliefs and make them their
own, then they and their followers could quickly and decisively make an
end of their warring for once and for all.
This is why I Guthix am mightiest of all gods, for only I fully
comprehend the nature and mysteries of the universe, and the power that
lies in achieving a finely tuned balance.
Thou makest an interesting
challenge towards Zamorak with thine words, but I fear to disillusion
you: an ant with the greatest blade and armour in the world, is still no
match for a bear armed with nothing...

Dear Saradomin,
When the new graphics update is released, will customizing your
character become more detailed? Choosing between a green or yellow shirt
doesn't really give runescape much of a varied apperiance. Please dont
smite me with your great powers for saying that.
Your faithful follower,
Morbid_Slayr
Let mine words assure you, there will be far greater customisation of
players available when my world is renewed. Although I must confess, the
colours of yellow and green are both mightily pleasing to mine eyes.

Greetings o' evil one, I have a question I would like you to answer.
Since your a god, what do you do for fun? Do you send Sarodomin a bunch
of dumb annoying Emails, or go down to Port Sarmin and ride your private
yacht around? WHAT DO YOU DO???
I consider the balances of the universe and attempt to refine these balances upon mine world which thou inhabit.
I believe Zamorak takes mischievous pride in high level players
suffering deaths to lower levels and in the ignoble defeats of mighty
warriors to relatively puny monsters.
Saradomin hath a great pride upon himself, and his time is mostly spent
with listening to the songs of his glories from the religious and the
offerings of bones made to him by those seeking to gain his favour
through prayers.

Hey Zamorak
I want to see you have a fight with saradomin, My bet is on you zamorak!
A complete Idiot, Acintai
Neither would win, for neither couldst exist without the other. This is the way of the world.

Dear gods of runescape, I just wonder what is your opinion of each other?
And what does you guys want to do with the world?
I want to fight for some god but i don't know wich one of you guys I want to fight for.
So please write back your opinions about this...
Greetings : Honke_ponke
I hold a different belief than mine brothers, for I believe fighting
should only be for a specific cause, not as a general attempt to gain
favour with a god. I specifically do not seek followers, they must come
to me of their own free will.
If you had asked mine brothers however, they would both tell you that
they are the mightier, and that their way is the only true way, and that
thou must smite thine enemies while singing praises to them, the cause
being second to the glorification of themselves.

Lord Zamorak,
Hail the almighty god of choas and destuction, Zamorak!! I was wondering what is one the runescape coin??
There are numerous different currencies throughout mine realms, with
each of the major fiefs holding a different currency, yet all are of
similar size, weight, and all made of purest gold, so they are accepted
everywhere regardless of the patterning which merely shows from whence
they came.
The standard coinage is to have either the royal coat of arms or a
profile of the ruler of the land on one side of the coin, and a symbolic
design on the other. Varrock for example hath a shield motif on one
side, and the Varrockian Crest on the other, the shield being testament
to a great hero who once did dwell there.

Oh great and powerful Zamorak Lylax the Deathquestor requests that you answer his question:
While casually butchering one of your temples for not giving me
directions, I noticed a jug of wine. As everyone was either dead or
begging you to get rid of me, and I was feeling quite thirsty, I took
it. However, I have found no use for it, and cannot sell it for cash.
What on Runescape is it for?
Death or Glory!
-Wargamer
Zamorak will often evade mention of this, for he fears people
discovering too much of himself, yet I canst tell you that it is one of
the ingredients of a mighty elixir which shouldst be of interest to all
students of the apothecral arts.
I canst not tell you more, for fear
of upsetting the balance of the world, yet many of my Druids who know
of such things are wise and mayst be able to help you in understanding
its true purpose.

Dear evil one,
Ha! In your face! In the first Runsecape poll, you can
clearly see that people hate you. They like your
brother Guthix better.
-a321654987
It truly gladdens me that so many players canst see through the lies
told by Saradomin and Zamorak and bring themselves to find the true way,
the path of Guthix.

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dear sarodomin
i personally think that having to sleep is terrible it takes too long to
get our mining and smithing lvls up so we can get the much needed
armor.
your faithful servant
ecks69
There hath been a mighty change to the way that fatigue affects mine
people, and the way that sleeping canst be used to reduce it. As
with all things it is a question of balance: you willst probably be
gladdened that sleeping is now even easier with the invention of
'sleeping bags' (which seemst to me some form of transportable bed) yet
will be dismayed that there is now more fatigue requiring more sleep.
With everything there is a cost; this is the nature of balance. |

Both you and your weak, feeble minded btohter Saradomin have symbols
that your followers can wear to make their dedication known. Does Guthix
have any symbols of his own?
I have no symbols, for I have no 'real' followers. To pick one option
over another is to disrupt the balance of all, and that is what I
represent. Thou mayest say that my symbol is to not have a symbol...

Hated zamorak
i thougt the nature was in a evelotiun but why has the
jungle spiders on the old gnome island devolved from lvl 61 to 47?
//JVXS a dear follower of saradomin
All things must change to preserve the balance; if certain creatures on
my land seemst out of place through their strength, then it ist my duty
to either remove them, or to diminish their powers to a more lowly
level.
It doth not happen often, but is sometimes essential, so that a greater balance can be achieved.

Your godliness,
I tried contacting your brother guthix but, my message would not
reach thrugh it said there was no such address for him. What email
address should i send my letters to?
Owentheyo
Many gods do not understand this thing called 'email' but i have been
informed by certain members of the council that they will allow those
wishing to seek my favour and knowledge to contact me directly; but as
greatest of the Gods I see all messages addressed to both Zamorak and
Saradomin, and can intercept them when necessary.

Dear Guthix
I once tought evil would be the right way but it was surely not. I like
more to be a nutral god such as thy. I ask you my lord will your religon
ever expand cause it seems not to be as powerful as Saradomin and
Zamorak. I would like that holy symbols of your religon would be made so
peoplel may identify your greatness.
Always in your command Ganther
My followers do not wish to expand to form a third 'faction' upon this
already troubled world; no, it is the aim of all of my followers to
achieve the perfect balance that once existed on this land before the
interference of Zamorak and Sardomin caused such strife and war upon the
world. Mine followers will pick sides as necessary, but will always
follow the true path of balance; performing acts of goodness and mercy
when needed, yet being merciless and cruel to their enemies when time
dictates.
Mine followers would never declare themselves openly to be my followers
through such empty and posturing gestures as 'symbols' for they know in
their hearts they have my support if they follow me truly.

Dear Great One.
I have recently destroyed one of Zamorak's minions.. a black knight, and
have taken his attire, and i wear it.. Today i have full black.. Many
people think i am a follower of zamorak, when i wear it.. What should i
do? Please tell me,
-RangerHaldir
Clothes maketh not the man; those who assume you to be one thing merely
because of the garb which thou wear, make a foolish mistake which will
undoubtedly cost them dear someday in accepting something at face value
when there are hidden depths which they ignore.

are you able to put in an armoury section at the library of varrock so
that we can see the appearance of weapon after the update?
I believe Reldo is planning such an enhancement to his ever growing
library, yet I canst not give more specific details than this.

Oh Evil Pretender:
You claim to be a "god" of chaos. Surely you realize that this is
impossible. If you are a "god" of anything, you control it. As
controlling chaos would certainly turn it to order, you cannot possibly
be a God of Chaos. An advocate, maybe…
Prove it to me,
Whatsmyname
An advocate wouldst be one way of describing the
necessary role which mine lesser brother Zamorak fills; another would
be a personification. He is a god of Chaos, for he is a god, and yet he
is also Chaos itself.
Thou wouldst not like to meet him on a dark night alone, that is truth.

Dear god of Evilness,
One day I went to eBay and I saw that RuneScape accounts and items were being sold. Is this illegal?
Your undevoted follower,
Fridays
It is sad that some weak-minded individuals cannot tell the difference
between my realm of RuneScape and the world from which most players
originiate, seeking to combine the two and sell in one that which cannot
be bought in the other.
It is against RuneScapes rules, and more than this, it personally
offends mine own sense of balance. I beg of any such auctions found by
players to be reported to the councils hard working customer support
team so that they might be closed and their accounts removed.

-To whichever deity is answering the letter-
Most call me paranoid, but this is a question which I am desperate to be answered.
I have quite a lot of people of my friends list, and a worrying number
of them have been 'hacked'. Obviously I dont want this to happen to me,
so I was wondering if you could tell me what to look out for, and how
these people 'hack' you. Can they still do it if you dont give them your
password? Is it true that Jagex staff ask for your password in-game?
How do I defend myself! Please help me!
-NiceGuyEddie
I willst tell thee now, and forever will it remain true:
Nobody from Jagex will ever ask you for your password.
You should ONLY EVER give thine password at runescape.com.
No other domain that ist not runescape.com
If thou see someone claiming to be a staff member and asking for
passwords, use the report abuse button to summon forth fiery demons of
wrath and vengeance and drag their character to the pit of eternal
tedium where such scammers deserve to dwell eternally.
Even the word scammer offends mine senses for I doth hate them sorely

Dear Darkone,
why not make sheep attackable? They prance around laughing at the cows
being killed by low level players. Even the camels will be soon
attackable. Sheep should be level 5. This would also help low level
players train when the first start out. the cow pens have became very
crowded through the years.
Your felow darkone~
Darkflawz
The sheep are under mine protection. Attack them at thy peril.
Although my warning is futile, for my magicks prevent mere mortals from harming them anyway.

I was wondering why Guthux has yet to make his appearance on the
messages. I ,as a bard of Guthux, wonder when he shall voice his
opinion. I go around telling people great tales of our world and receive
material gifts, but I wonder, when will I, if ever, get a true ' I
thank thee' from Guthux himself? And just for you Lord Zamorak, I would
like to tell you that I somewhat recently lured unsuspecting victims to
their death in the wild. "TO FIND EVERYTHING IS NOTHING, BUT TO FIND
NOTHING, IS EVERYTHING"
Follower of Guthux- Demon Draco
It is not in my nature to reward those who follow me, for those who
follow me do so for their desire to see balance, and balance is its own
reward for those chosen few.
Material wealth means nothing, unless it is used for a specific purpose
too - those who squander their monies on useless trinkets such as 'party
hats' simply to display their meaningless wealth know nothing of the
true ways of Guthix.

Great Saradomin,
There is something I must know. Over the entire course of my
Runescape play so far, I have encountered this twice now. Apparently, a
mysterious player by the name "null" occasionally appears to myself and
others. I have seen him only around Lumbridge Castle and he seems to say
a little something and vanish suddenly. I have heard many rumors about
this certain null, one such would be that null is actually this great
game's creator, Andrew. Please, almighty Saradomin, tell me who this
null is and clear up all else that is unknown about this character.
- Your faithful follower,
Jedi Hunter
It doth puzzle me that thou claimst to be a
follower of Saradomin, yet have clearly not read the teachings he has
imparted previously. I wouldst suggest that thou examine the answers he
hath previously replied, for the answer to thine question is there for
all to see...

O great zamorak
I would like to know were do you find the pick axes I
thought there would be a shop were you could buy them but there is not.
If there is one been bulit or one i dont know about I would like to Know
thank you. As one of your follows I am proud. If you need eney thing
doing on runescape i would like to help you sir. I am also buliding a
army of zamorak i have over 600 people who are a part of your arm. We
would do eney thing to protect you we will sever you. Also i would like
to know wat u want are army to were black aromor, steel, addy, and rune
Email me back when u want or if you want thank you for your time
Sent buy SIR SEARLE
The shop of which thou speakst is located amongst mine true followers the dwarves.
I hear tell their prices are quite reasonable for such prized items, and stocks hath been replenished due to such high demand.
My time here on this plane draws short, for a myriad of tasks do occupy
me, and I have spoken long and true to mine followers so far.
And so I must leave you, yet rest assured, one day I shall return...
Balance Is Power-
Guthix
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